We have already touched on the differences in equipment and accessories from yesterday to today in the world of golf, so now let’s address how we dress. My Uncle Bill always said, “Look shabby, play shabby”.
As I spend my day working in the shop at a local muni, I have seen many faux pau’s in how people dress. I understand that times are changing and now that I’m in my 40’s I may be out of touch from the younger generation, but this is still a classy sport and we need to dress ourselves accordingly.
Why don’t we start at the top and work our way to the bottom. First off is your hat. When wearing a hat, lets try to have it on correctly. Having it on backwards or even off to the side is not helping your image at the course. Maybe having a actual golf hat wouldn’t hurt.
Now we are at the shirt. Now I understand I don’t work at a private country club that requires you to wear a collared shirt, but can we at least wear a shirt that has sleeves, I really don’t think that is too much to ask. If you look like you just arrived from a pick-up basketball game or a Beastie Boys concert, you probably have the wrong gear on. No one wants to see you’re “Guns”, or your armpits. T-shirts with sleeves are borderline, but can still be acceptable, but lets not have something obnoxious on it, such as anything with curse words or even that one with the dog flipping you the finger saying “Fetch this” Remember this a golf, not a bad scene out of Cops.
Now to the pants. Jeans to me are acceptable, I don’t want to offend all the hard working guys that work all day then try to sneak some golf in after work, no since going home to change. Shorts are all ok also, but there is a thing that the younger generation is doing where they have pants on, even nice pants, but they are pulled down to where we all can see there boxers, who in the hell thought this looks attractive. And they are even wearing a belt to hold them there. This look makes you look like you don’t even understand the concept of the belt Trust me, no one wants to see that either.
As far as shoes and socks I don’t have too much on that, but please don’t wear shorts and colored socks that go up over your calf, once again, not a good look. Those short socks in the shop look much better there, and then you don’t get that stupid tan line that everyone will make fun of you about.
In short, all I’m basically saying is lets try to doll it up some when going to the course. Maybe take some time and actually look in a mirror, and please, have a little color coordination, I could swear that over 50% of the players are color blind, some colors just don’t work together. If you are wearing enough colors to be considered the spectrum, once again this is not helping you. A good rule of thumb is no more then 3 colors in your outfit, but remember 3 different green colors don’t count.
Now, if you choose to ignore these helpful hints, or just blatantly want to rebel, you better have some game. All these rules for attire can be overlooked if you are shooting in red numbers, if your not, then trust me, its not a good look.
As we travel around the O.C. area playing golf, we have run into some great guys and gals that run the local pro-shops. We learn that most starters are working for minimum wage, that’s not a whole lot considering the responsibilities they have. While spending some time in the shops, we noticed that a starter has to answer the same questions during their shifts in the shop. After spending some time with them, we learned they all have some pet peeves. These are things that make the whole check-in process difficult. I’m sure you all have been on the first tee and already not enjoying yourself because of a bad check-in experience. So us guys at OCgolfonline took a survey of starters and came up with this top 10 list of things NOT to do.
· Negotiating the green fee (This is not lets make a deal)
· Trying to get the twi-lite rate before the twi-lite time. (There is a reason there is a time for twi-lite)
· Checking in either at your tee time, or just minutes before. (Starters try to have you in your cart 10 minutes prior to your time and second up)
· Assuming the starter is the reason why the course is running late. (Golfers run late not the shop guy)
· Asking the same question hoping to get a different answer.
· When calling on the phone, asking for every rate they have during busy periods.
(When doing this always call late in the afternoon.)
· Ignoring the starters greeting. (When he says “hello”, say hello back.)
· Checking in multiple times when the starter said he would call you.
· Letting the starter know what time it is. (Most shops have a clock)
· Asking a question that the starter just informed you. (When the starter says take cart 42, and you ask him immediately after, what cart?)
So now with this information, hopefully you will understand the guy in the shop a little better. This should help you enjoy your whole golfing experience by making birdie in the shop and not a bogey or worse.
The dimples, paradoxically, do increase drag slightly. But they also increase “Magnus lift”, that peculiar lifting force experienced by rotating bodies travelling through a medium. Magnus lift is present because a driven golf ball has backspin. The same Magnus effect can cause a ball to hook or slice if it has sideways spin.
Contrary to simple ideas of trajectories in a vacuum, golf balls do not travel in inverted parabolas. They follow an “impetus trajectory”:
* *
* *
(golfer) * *
* * <-- trajectory
\O/ * *
| * *
-/ \-T---------------------------------------------------------------ground
This is because of the combination of drag (which reduces horizontal speed late in the trajectory) and Magnus lift (which supports the ball during the initial part of the trajectory, making it relatively straight). The trajectory can even curve upwards at first, depending on conditions! Here we see a golf ball in flight, with some relevant vectors:
F(Magnus)
^
|
F(drag) <--- O -------> V
\
\----> (sense of rotation)
A golf ball leaves the tee with a speed of about 70 m/s and a backspin of at least 50 rev/s. The Magnus force can be thought of as due to the relative drag on the air on the top and bottom portions of the golf ball: the top portion is moving slower relative to the air around it, so there is less drag on the air that goes over the ball. The boundary layer is relatively thin, and air in the not-too-near region moves rapidly relative to the ball. The bottom portion moves fast relative to the air around it; there is more drag on the air passing by the bottom, and the boundary (turbulent) layer is relatively thick; air in the not-too-near region moves more slowly relative to the ball. The Bernoulli force produces lift. (Alternatively, one could say that “the flow lines past the ball are displaced down, so the ball is pushed up.”)
A difficulty comes near the transition region between laminar flow and turbulent flow. At low speeds, the flow around the ball is laminar. As speed is increased, the bottom part tends to go turbulent first. But turbulent flow can follow a surface much more easily than laminar flow.
As a result, the laminar flow lines around the top break away from the surface sooner than otherwise, and there is a net upward displacement of the flow lines. The Magnus lift becomes negative.
The dimples aid the rapid formation of a turbulent boundary layer around the golf ball in flight, giving more lift. Without them the ball would travel in more of a parabolic trajectory, hitting the ground sooner (and not coming straight down). This was discovered by accident in the early days of golf when golfers noticed that old roughened golf balls went further.
Despite the drag, a dimpled golf ball can even go farther in air than it would in vacuum given the same initial velocity and low angle. However, a golf ball shot at 45° and 70 m/s in vacuum would go 500 metres to the first bounce, which exceeds all records.
Lord Rayleigh, “On the Irregular Flight of a Tennis Ball”, Scientific Papers I, pg 344.
Briggs Lyman J., “Effect of Spin and Speed on the Lateral Deflection of a Baseball; and the Magnus Effect for Smooth Spheres”, Am. J. Phys. 27, 589 (1959). Briggs was trying to explain the mechanism behind the “curve ball” in baseball, using specialized apparatus in a wind tunnel at the NBS. He stumbled on the reverse effect by accident, because his model “baseball” had no stitches on it. The stitches on a baseball create turbulence in flight in much the same way that the dimples on a golf ball do.
R. Watts and R. Ferver, “The Lateral Force on a Spinning Sphere Aerodynamics of a Curveball”, Am. J. Phys. 55, 40 (1986).
Steve Haake, “Physics and Golf? You must be joking!” Physics World 10, 76 (1997).
Journal of Applied Physics 20, 821 (1949) by Davies.
American Journal of Physics 56, 933 (1988) by McPhee and Andrews.
“The Physics of Golf” by Theodore P. Jorgensen




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